This show is missing a little something: Hello Kitty. We got a huge package in from closer013, Bridget, and Jamie as well. Other then that, it's just a show. Have fun with that.

Hello Kitty Time

• Hello Kitty Diamond Ring (from John and Gomer)
• Hello Kitty for Men (from Aaron)
• Hello Kitty Scale, Cell Phone Strap

Hentai Reviews

• The Fancy Maid (provided by closer013)
• Natural Obsessions 2 (provided by closer013)

Free Hentai

• Icarus Publishing (from Aaron)

Hentai News

• Japanese Android (from Yataru)
• Sex for Charity (from Gomer)
• Teacher Offered to Trace Penis
• Surgeon Takes Penis Picture, Fired

Thanks for tuning in, sorry for the late show. Have a happy New Year and we'll see you in 2008!

This show we announce the winners of our hentai contest. Some of the side shows have been missed lately, that should stop after the holidays though.

Hello Kitty Time

• Hello Kitty AR-15 (from Gomer)
• Hello Kitty Vandalism (from Aaron)
• Hello Kitty Camera (from Roy)
• Hello Kitty Xbox (from Aaron)

Hentai Review

• Darcrows (provided by closer013)

Free Hentai

• OVG Online (from Gomer)

Hentai News

• Stripper Birthday Surprise (from Gomer)
• Dollar Store Fake Boobs (from Aaron)

That's it for this show, have a good Christmas or whatever else you do. We'll see you next time.

It's a quick Gaiden show but here you go:

• Phantasy Star Universe: Ambition of Illuminus
• Burnout Paradise demo
• Idiocracy

See you in a couple of days.

This week we talk about our current contest (you have 1 more week) and it's official: we aren't using shortner links anymore. Some use them, most don't. It seems unnecessary. That's it, here you go:

Featured Podcast

• Chatterbox

Hello Kitty Time

• Hello Kitty Bicycle Tires
• Hello Kitty Blackheart PC
• Hello Kitty Speakers (from Aaron)

Hentai Reviews

• Night Shift Nurses Vol. 3&4 (OVA 6-9)

Free Hentai

• Free Hentai Gallery

Hentai News

• J-AV Actress with Video Game Blog (from Aaron)
• Machine Girl Trailer (from sledge & Aaron)
• Healthy to Ejaculate Daily (from Gomer)
• Fake Penis Sex Attacker Jailed
• Penis Documentary

That's it, don't forget to send in an entry for the contest. Have fun.

Someone sent this youtube video into Kotaku this morning. It features the a Pokemon patch that makes everything moe. I actually like the changes to the game, Nintendo should take note. The video is around 9 minutes long, but hell, I watched the whole thing. That poke-rap is just catchy...

 

-lordkaosu

This week is just a short show, Lord K. is sick and been busy writing of final papers. Life sucks. There you go, we talk about some emails we got, cover the voicemails, and announce a new contest. It's enough to get you by hopefully. Regular show should be back soon at least.

This week is the longest story yet. Have fun, perverts.

• Blue Drop Hentai (from erusama)

That's it, see you next show.

This week is just a short show on a few games. Lets roll:

• Rock Band (360)
• Nights coming to PS2
• Ace Combat 6 (360)

That's it, see you next time.

This week is a slam of information from the wonderful world of hentai. We cover donations, a new poll on the side tab and the probable end to us using shortner links (and other url-shortening sites). Also announced are the contest winners. The new contest will be on the next show.

Featured Podcasts

• The Moon Masters

Hello Kitty Time

• Hello Kitty Pastry
• Hello Kitty Touch Screen Phone
• Hello Kitty Sewing Machine

Hentai Reviews

• Night Shift Nurses Vol. 1-2 (OVA 1-5)

Free Hentai

• Cartoon Pussy

Hentai News

• Polish XBox 360 Advertising
• Bondage Kewpie Doll (from Saggy Z)
• Distracting Cleavage (from Gomer)
• Salvation Through Sex (from Gomer)
• Penis Size & Masturbation

That's it, thanks for tuning in. See you next show.

Another short story to bring you the hentai manga goodness. Here's this week's story:

• Perverseness (no link, no info)
  

That's it, enjoy. We'll see you in a few days.

This week is a longer then normal episode, there are tons of games reviewed. This is also the conclusion of Lord K's Eye of Judgment problems (hint: I'm done). Also a little PS3 talk and Wii light gun games on the horizon.

• Folklore (PS3)
• Heavenly Sword (PS3)
• Toy Home Demo (PS3)
• Psychonauts (PS2)
• Valkyrie Profile 2 (PS2)
• Monster Hunter (PS2)
• Zack & Wiki (Wii)
• Mario Galaxy (Wii)
• Rayman Raving Rabbids (Wii)
• Dynasty Warriors Gundam (360)
• Jet Set Radio Future (Xbox)

That's it this time around, thanks for tuning in and we'll see you next show.

We finally have some hentai coming out this week, it's about damn time too. Two weeks we got jack, but it's time to bring home the bacon.

Consenting Adultery - Kota Hayami is the superintendent at an apartment building where two busty and horny housewives reside. When the ladies are feeling particularly unsatisfied with their husbands, they call upon Kota for some personalized handiwork. Thinking he's making mere service calls, Kota innocently arrives at the ladies' apartments, but it doesn't take long for Kota to catch on that it's the ladies that require the maintenance. Fortunately for Kota, he's got all the right tools for the job.

-lordkaosu

This week we're back with another show. The contest has 1 more week, and the donation drive has one more week as well. Check out this video Aaron sent us as well. Good stuff:

 

Here's a link to a page that lists Anime Conventions for Roy as well.

Featured Podcast

• Anime World Order

Hello Kitty Time

• Hello Kitty Balloon in Parade
• It's a Hello Kitty World
• Hello Kitty WoW Theme

Hentai Reviews

• Strigendo Vol.1: My Blow Jobber (recommended by One Sin)
• Hyakki (from Hannes)

Free Hentai

• Hentai Heaven (from Gomer)

Hentai News

• New Masturbation World Record (from Gomer)
• Date Rape Beads Update
• Pregnant Woman Raped, Sheep Stolen
• Man Rapes Daughters, Used Shock Collar
• Toys R Us Date Rape Beads on Sale

That's it for this show. Thanks for joining us, we'll see you next time. Word.

This week you have a story of some furry lovin'. It gets raunchy and involves horses and rabbits. Wow...

• No Title (in Genus #77)

That's it for this week, enjoy.

Another Gaiden show, more games:

• Eye of Judgment issues (PS3)
• Blue Dragon (360)
• Beautiful Katamari (360)
• Naruto: Rise of a Ninja (360)

That's it, have fun.

I dunno what's going on, but there's a hentai drought. There's nothing coming out. At least Mario Galaxy came out today on the Wii, I hope this trend changes soon. Things don't look good when there's no new hentai.

-lordkaosu

This week the Triple H show is bring the porn. Big thanks to Azhar for the donation! November is still going on, that means the donation drive is still going on. Big ass yellow button to the right just in case you don't see it, $5 or more gets you some Triple H shit. We also announce the Show Me the Kitty contest winners and announce another contest. Enjoy.

Featured Podcast

• Geek Nights

Hello Kitty Time

• Kitty Con '08 (from chris)
• Hello Kitty DVD-R's
• Hello Kitty Computer Cover

Hentai Reviews

• Trigun

Free Hentai

• Hentai Video World (from Yotaru Vegeta)
• PSP Hentai (from kaleb)

Hentai News

• New Masturbation Toy (from kaleb)
• Dildo Bike (from One Sin)
• Masturbation Machine (from Gomer)
• 18 Year Old Virgin Auction (from Gomer)
• Toys Coated in Date Rape Drug

 

That's it, thanks for tuning in. Don't forget to enter the new contest and slap that yellow donation button. Word.

Another week, another story of raunch. It's hawt.

• Personal Assistant (in Milk #58)

That's it, we'll be seeing you.

This week it's just a few game reviews and that's about it. It was a slow week at the House.

• Crash of the Titans (Xbox 360)
• Yaris (Xbox 360)
• Juiced 2 (Xbox 360)

That's it, pooptastic.

I dunno what's going on this week, there is no new hentai. Not much else to say about that, I read the list of this week's releases a couple of times just in case it was hiding the first time around.

Better luck next time. I'm guessing the big releases are just being saved up a little closer to the holidays. I'm sure they see a boost in sales, hentai dvd's make good stocking stuffers.

-lordkaosu

This week's show is chock full of hentai goodness. We've delayed our Hello Kitty contest for just a week. Also big thanks to Jessica and Lotta for their donations. If you're interested in donating, we're doing a drive for the month of November, you can find the button just off to the right sucka. I'm also putting out a call for furry anime or manga, please let me know if you can help out (I need anything, even a title to go off of so I can begin my search to review the furry).

Featured Podcast

• Koopacast

Hello Kitty Time

• Hello Kitty Flash Drive (from Wes)
• Hello Kitty Speaker/Flashlight
• Hello Kitty Keyboard

Hentai Reviews

• Daburushii (provided by DLsite.com)

Free Hentai

• Krystal Zone

Hentai News

• Woman Tricked Into Phone Sex (from Gomer)
• Man Embarrassed By Penis Size (from Gomer)
• Man Freed From Jail For Teen Sex
• Main Pre-Teens To Get Birth Control
• Karate Teacher Molests Boys

That's it this time around. Thanks for tuning in. We'll see you next week. Eat a lot, drink a lot, fuck a lot.

Another Short Story Episode. This time we have a story about a poor girl who is unable to pay rent to her roommate so after reading some books, she finds another way to pay. It's all good in the hood.

• Yaya Hinata - Handmade Cupnoodle (no link, no info)

That's it, thanks for tuning in, see you next show!

This week Lord K covers a few game reviews, that's about it.

• Eye of Judgment (PS3)
• Project Gotham Racing 3 (Xbox 360)
• Project Gotham Racing 4 (Xbox 360)

That's it, a little short on the content this week but it's been busy on the home front. Hopefully enough to tide you over until the next release. Word.

This week there's finally some hentai coming to a video store near you:

Imma Youjo Vol. 3 - Maya's Unspeakably beautiful, her body drives men insane with desire. To touch her sensuous curves is to experience true ecstasy¦

Two mercenaries, Jyurota and Shinbei, set out over the mountains in search of a new employer, but instead, they end up rescuing a gorgeous damsel in distress named Maya. Lured by the promise of good food and better company, they follow her to an enormous palace where they meet Maya's master: the beautiful, raven-haired princess Akina. Lacking male companionship for so long, Maya and Akina both seem hungry for the men, but something doesn't seem right. How are these two women managing to survive all by themselves in a harsh world?

There you go, the art looks good on it at least. Check it and let me know how it is!

-lordkaosu

Another show is smackin' you in the face. We're doing a donation drive for the month of November, there's a pretty little button for you off to the right. Remember, $5 nabs you some sweet Triple H swag, it helps us all out! We also cover the poll results about hentai watching habits and we're doing another contest to start the month off right.

Featured Podcast

• Weekly Anime Review

Hello Kitty Time

• Hello Kitty AK-47 (from lord_snoogins)
• Hello Kitty iron (from chris)
• Hello Kitty shredder (from chris)

Hentai Reviews

• Nakokoi (provided by DLsite.com)
• Color of Sky, Color of Water (recommended by One Sin) [download]

Free Hentai

• Lu.scio.us Hentai (from Yotaru Vegeta)

Hentai News

• Call Me Panty
• Motorola Penis Clock
• Stab Victim Masturbating (from Gomer)
• Bluetooth Vibrator (from Gomer)
• Japanese Poll on Manga Porn Laws (from Roy)

That's it for this show, thanks for tuning in and we'll see you next time. Don't forget about the contest and donation drive! You dig.

This week we have a new reading for you. The rundown of the story is a president of a shopping district holds a lottery to draw in customers with one of the prizes being a chance to fuck his daughters. I'm sure the suspense is starting to kill you by now so here you go:

• The Lottery (no link, no info)

Thanks for tuning in, we'll see you next show.

Another Gaiden show rolling out the door. There's a little about our recent move then it's on with the shinanigans.

• Singstar Bolleywood
• Babel review
• Calling All Cars review

That's about it this time around, thanks for stopping by.

The Happy House is back with another show. There's a poll up if you haven't noticed yet, check it out and we'll bring you the results of how perverted people are the next show. Keep an eyeball on this blog too, there's gonna be more here then just show information. It might be worth checkin'! Big thanks to kaleb for the donation, and look forward to some contests coming out as soon as we straighten out all of our happenings (once again).

Featured Podcasts

• Anime Pulse

Hello Kitty Time

• Hello Kitty Plush (from chris)
• Hello Kitty Garden Light (from chris)

Hentai Review

• Tokyo Tribe 2 (download)

Free Hentai

• Girl Showing Boobs

Hentai News

• Erotic Art History
• Japan's First Sex Show
• Japanese Teacher Selling Porn (with Students)
• Cartoon Network Sues Adult Cartoon Network
• Flintstones Pushpop Dildo

There you have it, thanks for tuning in. We'll see you next time!

The short story episodes are making a comeback, although not it it's original form. I'll now be reading a hentai manga to bring to some disturbing stories from the world of hentai. This week's story:

• Innocent Incest, Chapter 1: Body Sacrifice (no link, no info found)

That's it, enjoy. We'll see you next time.

 

In Japan a store in Akihabara decided to advertise the new Beautiful Katamari game on XBox 360 with this ball of anime girls. The two topless girls holding each other sold me, that's a lot of raunch. If only the real game was full of that. You just don't find that kind of quality when you walk into a game retailer in the US.

[http://www.akibablog.net/archives/2007/10/beautiful-071016.html]

-lordkaosu

The Gaiden show's are back for better or worse. This is a solo show done by Lord K. about some personal shit and video games. There's a mild humming in the background from the computer you may or may not have noticed. Our setup was rearranged from what we had before so I'm going to have to tweak that. That's about it. Here's the lowdown of what's covered this time around:

• Moving Again
• Two Worlds (360) review
• Lair (PS3) review

Thanks for listening, we'll be seeing you.

I haven't posted up what's coming out in a long damn time. I come back to do it and now there's not shit. Nothing this week. Better just stick to the torrent site from yesterday to tide you over. There's also the buy 2 get 1 free sale at Toys R Us on games, spend your money on that this week.

-lordkaosu

The Happy House of Hentai is back. Hello Kitty is here, you can expect weekly shows again plus much more. The domain name was down for around 5 or 6 days if you tried to access the page but hat is working again (http://www.happyhouseofhentai.com). We also replaced our mic, it's the same mic we've used before but it works out. It's easier on us, that means easier to get the shows out for you. We also have a long overdue Comic-con report from Steve, be sure to check it.

Hello Kitty Time

• Hello Kitty Vibrator (from sailor_vista)
• Hello Kitty Plastic Containers (from sailor_vista)
• Hello Kitty Blocks (from chris)

Hentai Reviews

• Legend of the Wolf Women
• T&A Teacher (from Jason)

Free Hentai

• Hentai Heaven Torrents (from kaleb)

Hentai News

• Boob Enlarging Cookies (from Exorc)
• Wasabi Animusical (from kaleb)
• Penis Size Smackdown
• Man Struck By Lightening in Penis
• The Penis Painter (old story but new picture)

That's it this show, thanks for tuning in. It's happening so you better hold onto your ass. We'll see you next time. Write in while you wait, sucka.

A new show is late getting out once again. Although a show is pretty much put together like it always is, it's just a matter of sitting down to record. I just don't seem to ever get in the mood to do so. Hello Kitty keeps talking about doing a show but that never seems to actually happen either.

My motivation in general is just not there to get out shows like it once was. It's a good time once it happens, but that's when it happens, and that's not much lately.

I'm not sure how long it's going to keep going at this point. It's a good community and that's what makes it a blast, but the future is just looking foggy. You should see at least one more show sometime here. We'll see how it goes.

-lordkaosu

There is nothin' coming out this week, it's a sad day for hentai fans. What can I say.

Expect a new show soon, I've had some content ready to go, it's just a matter of sitting down and recording.

-lordkaosu

This week, this hentai is gonna be out:

G-Taste: Heat Wave - Can't say I've heard of this, but if the heat is rising, that means the clothing is coming off. " Lick your lips, and take a taste…

It's time for dessert with a sweet helping of G-taste! First, we get a glimpse into the life of Sayaka, a beautiful teacher whose luscious body aches for satisfaction – she's just not getting enough! And poor Sayaka doesn't even know what's wrong, until Doctor Fubuki steps in to give her a woman-to-woman examination…

Then we have Misuzu: a kind, quiet girl who just happens to look ravishing in a swimsuit. When she's around a certain guy she likes, she just can't control herself.. she'll bare all and do anything, but she still can't get her man. It's up to Sayaka to step in and show her how to put her natural assets to good use!"

Night Shift Nurses: Kranke Vol.2 - I wasn't even aware of this series, a spinoff of the original. I only wonder if it's the scat-fest like the old ones. " Hikaru Kodama can't seem to keep herself out of trouble. Or maybe, she gets her thrills by getting into trouble. Her plunge into a world of sexual obedience has taken an unexpected turn as she unwittingly agrees to become the new wife of the sadistic Dr. Hirasaka. Despite Dr. Hirasaka's emotional plea for marriage, he cannot hide his true desire to keep experimenting on his luscious bride to be. In a twist of fate Ai asks to be "made into a woman" A temptation the doctor can not resist to join in on. This 3 way action will make you twiddle in the middle. A match of raw, diabolical sex games that will ignite the fantasies of perverts the world over. Kranke 2 is the shocking continuation of this mind blowing, chaotic series that will have you screaming, "My ass is not a blender"!"


That's it this week. I'd like to know what they mean by "My ass is not a blender". Sounds like there is some stuffing going on...of multiple items...good god. Sounds like a watch.

-lordkaosu

Back in action for another show, although my goddam stomach is bothering me today. By the end of the show, I felt like shit, hopefully everything came out ok though. Here's the smackdown:

Hello Kitty Time

• Hello Kitty Robot Preorder
• Hello Kitty Musical in Middle East

Hentai Reviews

• Words Worth Vol.5

Free Hentai

• H-Cosplay (from Gomer)

Hentai News

• HD-DVD Porn in Japan (from kaleb)
• Virtual Girlfriends
• Priest Nut's On Himself
• Nichole Ritchie Wants it Circumcised
• Australian Penis Size On Decline

There you have it, we'll see you next time.

This week, you can get ready for the nasty with:

Dark Chapel Vol.2 - I don't know anything about this title myself, but it's another 30 minute dvd for $25. You better walk in there with one big swingin' cock to fork out that for a single episode. Or this better be one damn good hentai.

That's it, not a whole lot comin' out but have fun with it.

-lordkaosu

This show is a little late getting out but here it goes. Some thoughts of some Japanese on why the Xbox 360 is failing in Japan, I've put bumpers in this show to see how it goes using the iriver, and I've been nominated for the best anime podcast in the Parsec Awards so if someone wants to find a 10-minute clip they liked from 5/1/06 - 4/31/07 I'll submit it. If not, I'll look myself, I suspect others would have a better idea of a good portion then I would pick out though.

Hello Kitty Time

• Hello Kitty Emergency Gadget
• New Hello Kitty Mobile Phone Games

Hentai Reviews

• Midori Days

Free Hentai

• Evolution Hentai (from Yotaru)
• Browse Hentai (from Yotaru)

Hentai News

• Vibrator Found in Runner (from Gomer)
• Japanese Condoms (from lord_snoogins)
• Foreskin Creator
• Update to Penis Stabbing Story

That's it for this week. All of the contest winners should get an email but since I have all the address, you just have to watch your mailbox now. Enjoy the free Japanese porn! We'll see you next week.

I forgot to do this last week, dunno what happened. Not being on a schedule is strange, I forget to do some of the things I normally did now when I was sitting around bored at work. Here you go though, you can look forward to this raunch this week:

Ringetsu Vol.3 - The cover looks good, but at $25 for 30 minutes, it's not cheap. " Naoto has had sex with all four sisters, not in the name of love, but on a mission to impregnate one of them and prevent being disowned by his family. However, as the ceremony draws near, he realizes that what he has been doing is foolish and must correct his actions before he loses his new true love, forever"

Wordsworth - Looks like a compilation of all the volumes on dvd. I've never seen it, I do have one of the volumes (I think 3 or 5) on the shelf needing to be watched. Interesting note is Jenna Jameson is a voice in the dub, hell if I know if the dub is any good, probably not. Look forward to a review someday though.

There you have it for your weekly dose.

-lordkaosu

Another show is back in action. There's a contest going on for Japanese Porn, listen up on how to enter.

Hello Kitty Time

• HK Mini-grand (from Raphael)
• HK Dog bed

Hentai Reviews

• Maids in Dream (disc provided by closer013)

Free Hentai

• Omega Hentai (from Count Statika)

Hentai News

• 18yr old sells virginity (from Gomer)
• Robber stabs penis
• Jessica Alba wants more wang

That's it this time around, be sure to enter the contest. See you next time.

I take everything back I said about Dokidoki Majo Shaipan. This game looks stupid as hell. Watch this clip, it goes through the sequence with one of the witches (who happens to be 14 years old...). Pretty boring stuff. I couldn't even make it all the way though the clip without skipping ahead. It just got so annoying, then it just ends.

 

 

I hope nobody dropped $50+ for this turd. I guess I'll keep waiting for a good hentai game on DS.

I hardly keep games for long either. I recently signed up for Gamefly's 1-out plan in hopes it'll save money. I'd rather spend $16/mo. on 3-4 games then trade in and lose $40/game. If I really want to buy something, I can use my Gamestop discount. Even with that, I just want to spend as little as possible playing games anymore and you have to wait 90-days before you can use the employee checkout program. I need something to play now! Hopefully Gamefly works out, I guess we'll see. The first month is only $8 so I'll just cancel the crap after this month if it sucks. I just have a hard time getting into the games coming out anymore.

Maybe I just didn't realize it when I was younger, but these companies are out to rape you for your dollars. Even if they were about that before, the actual raping didn't really happen much until the current generation. I find it hard to be into a hobby where you need to keep a tube of KY in your back pocket. Gaming is the only hobby I have that makes me feel this way as well.

Dokidoki Majo Saiban is finally out...anyone plan on playing this game?

For those that don't know, it's a DS game by SNK (of King of Fighters fame, and countless other fighting games) where you hunt witches. It's the method of hunting them that is most intriguing about this title, you touch them with the stylus. There's a mark somewhere on their body that shows up when you touch it, this involves plenty of boob flicking.

I'm a bit worried that it may be hard to play if you don't know Japanese but I might give it a whirl. Then again it's $55 after shipping, that's a pretty expensive novelty game just to touch girls...I mean witches. Lord knows I need something to play on my DS, I've tried tons but the only game I haven't gotten rid of is Mario Kart. Like most of Nintendo's stuff they've put out in the last 10 years, it's another crappy system. I do love me some online Mario Kart though.

When it comes down to it, I probably won't get this I don't think. But I sure would love to hear from someone that wasn't afraid to pay $55 to help the witch problem out.

-lordkaosu

Finally a new show out, even if we're running a few days behind. Lord Kaosu is happy to see Aaron made a trip to Japan for the sole purpose of Hello Kitty and hentai. Check out his Japan shows if you haven't yet, good stuff. There's also a few voicemails, including one that I have no clue what it is. Sounds like a drunk guy who called a wrong number. Or maybe he just wanted some hentai.

Hello Kitty Time

• HK Food (from sledge06)
• HK laptop (from sledge06)
• HK Speakers (form Aaron)

Hentai Reviews

• T&A Teacher (from Jason)
• Doctor Shameless (from Hannes)

Free Hentai

• Free Porn (from Onmutia)
• Porn Blog (from Onmutia)

Hentai News

• Hentai Fishing Game (from Exorc)
• Funny Toys (from Exorc)
• Man Cuts off Own Penis (from Gomer)

There you have it this week, thanks for tuning in. We'll see you next time.

Looks like the new show is running behind. We keep doing it every 9 or so days, a little longer wait then planned. A show was supposed to be out yesterday but things just got busy. It happens, there's hentai on the brain it seems. Holy shit.

Seems like the 1st was also Canada day. I thought it was a joke until I played some PSU with a couple of Canadian buddies of mine online. Fireworks and all that jazz, it's like the US' 4th of July pretty much. I say it's just Canada trying to act like us.

Here's the new releases for the week anyway:

Enspelled - Anastasia was a witch who wanted to give up her powers and live a normal life on earth. She married Genyo, and together they started a normal, happy suburban life together. Of course, Anastasia sometimes can't resist using her magic to help her get through the trials and tribulations of everyday life, and her powerful mother is still a bad witch. But what this really means for Anastasia is that she needs to channel her sperm-powered sex magic to fight off her psychotic lesbian mother and her army of crazed sex slaves and demons!

It sounds like a normal hentai until that last bit. Then it just gets good, you know demons means tentacles. I'll have to check it out sometime.

Stay tuned for a show shortly anyway, maybe today? I dunno...

-lordkaosu

Haven't been putting these out like I was, so here we go again. The weekly rundown of what hentai is being released this week:

Cosplay Cafe - Tomoya Asahina has been left in charge of a failing cafe. To revitalize his business, he has his team of busty waitresses switch out their usual uniforms for cosplay costumes! Tomoya also has a crush on one of them: the demure Maho. But Tomoya doesn't have much experience with sex, so all the other waitresses get together to give Tomoya some lessons in the art of love!

Venus Files - Got a case you can't crack? A mystery you can't solve? Then call on the Goddess Detective Agency where busty Karen and her wild partner, Rio, will see to your every need!

When this beautiful detective duo takes on a new case involving drugs and rape, it brings back painful memories for Rio, whose sister was killed by a gang of sex-starved drug dealers. Could the same gang be responsible for this new threat? Hot-headed as she is, Rio must learn to control her anger in order to uncover the truth.

Meanwhile, Karen's constant exposure to the lurid details of the case are causing her to lose control of her own insatiable lust. Will this pair of sexy sleuths be able to conquer themselves in time to solve the case? Or will the hunters become the prey?

Ringetsu #3 - I dunno on this, no description was listed. I've never heard of it.

-lordkaosu

<p>This show is all about A-Kon 18 for 2007. This is an anime convention that
takes place in Dallas, Texas. We covered this convention last summer as well.
Hello Kitty and Lord Kaosu have the low down. Enjoy. Normal show format should
return with #60.</p>

Another show out, although a little late. A regular schedule may or may not come back so for now, just forget about the Sunday night thing we had going on. An attempt is still being made to do them at least weekly.

Hello Kitty Time

• Smuggled weapons & HK Stationary
• Top 20 Gadgets
• HK Crockpot

Hentai Reviews

• Oz

Free Hentai

• Mangazix (from Gomer)

Hentai News

• Erotic Art Popular (from tinbad)
• Love hotels in art (from rikky6)
• Play Asia brings English H-games
• Hentai in Murder

That's it this time around, we'll see you next time.

This was strange, today some gamerpics in the Xbox 360 popped up for Idolmaster in the US marketplace. This game isn't out anywhere except Japan (where it's huge). Maybe it'll come here? I dunno, but I did plunk down the 200 points for this pics (and taking my balance down to 80 or something, that'll be all the downloading for me for a while). Although it seems like it could be a mistake as some of the description is in Japanese, Major Nelson has it listed on his blog so it's most likely official. Odd though.

There were also several anime themes and gamerpics released, those only in the US market though. Not a bad batch of stuff at least.

-lordkaosu

The show has been absent lately, here's one to hold you off until the next time. This isn't a normal format show, but those are coming back. Hello Kitty and I should hopefully be doing our A-Kon report soon so stay tuned.

Are you ready for this? I hope so, here's the lowdown for the week at least.

Legend of the Pervert - Some days it's hard to get into work early, especially for Hakushiki: his strict female boss masturbates hot and heavy every morning when she thinks the office is still empty. Luckily, Hakushiki has some plans to make office time more productive. Akao is a bit effeminate, and all the women pick on him. Usually this means putting him through the wringer and forcing him to engage in every sex act imaginable!

Stories like these happen every day, and these are only the beginning.

Like Mother, Like Daughter - Gonzo drops by his adopted son's house only to find his boy's family is a real wreck. His wife Yukiko is constantly masturbating, and his son and daughter are desperate for sex. Shocked, Gonzo decides to take the matter into his own hands; or rather, his own pants. In no time Yukiko and her daughter Rio are learning the meaning of love from Gonzo - and each other!

T&A Teacher - Everyone looks up to Ayaka. She’s one of the most beautiful professors at the academy, with bright eyes, big breasts, and a brilliant smile. But she’s got a tough side, too: She’s coach of the Karate Club. Treat her well, and you’ll get rewarded with all sorts of sexy favors… but get on her bad side, and you’ll be flat on your back in no time.

So far, there’s only been one guy bold enough to anger Ayaka: a brash new student named Togawa. One night, he finds Ayaka having a one-woman orgy in the gym shower room and decides to step in. Will Ayaka’s temper flare up once again, or will she be swept up by her lustful desires?


There you have it, have fun with those. They seem like real winners from the descriptions at least.

-lordkaosu

War Tech: Senko no Ronde is a fantastic looking XBox 360 game. It's a mix of fighting and shmup with anime characters. I'm surprised this game is even coming to the US at all. Due to it looking like a Dreamcast game, I doubt it'll have many copies going out. If you want to pick this game up, I would recommend preordering it. Game like this generally don't do all that well, or at the very least don't get many copies in to the store. I have mine preordered just to be safe (and I hate preordering things, and Gamestop in general).

Enjoy this video of the game in action, it'll get you ready for when it comes out in a month. Being on XBox, you can probably expect some sort of online multiplayer to boot. It just sounds great. Now if they bring out Onechanbara, I'm really wanting to check that out as well.

I haven't posted up the week's releases in a bit, I keep forgetting to get it together. I come back to do so and find there's nothing this week. I picked a crappy week to make this happen again.

Oh well, get busy catching up there and brace for impact next week.

-lordkaosu

This week it's down and dirty. Hannes gets the top of the show covered with a PSA about dick cheese. Hello Kitty is with a friend in Austin so Lord Kaosu rambles on a bit about Dance Dance Revolution Universe and quitting Phantasy Star Universe (both on 360). Then it's onto the good stuff.

Hello Kitty Time

• Hello Kitty Bowling Ball (from Gomer)

Hentai Reviews

• Random J-Porn (about flashbacks)
• Random J-Porn (about rape)
• Death Note TV

Free Hentai

• You Hentai (from Moogle Master)

Hentai News

• Porn Swapping in the Navy (from Gomer)
• Train Groper Caught (from Brandee)

Thanks for stopping by, that'll do it this time around. See you  next week.

Another week and another show, not much else to say so lets get on with it.

Hello Kitty Time

• Hello Kitty Ice Shaver (from Aaron)

Hentai Reviews

• Random Hentai (from Hannes)

Free Hentai

• Final XXX Fantasy (from Gomer)

Hentai News

• Wife throws away husbands penis
• Penis ice cream (from Gomer)
• Illuminated man shows off penis (from Sledge)

Featured Podcasts

• Hannes' Show

That's it this time around, thanks for stopping by.

I got a little stick this past Friday and wasn't feeling up to doing a show this last weekend. Guess that's the way it goes sometimes. I'll try and get a show up this week but I'm not sure that's gonna happen. I need to get up an episode of the Phantasy Star Podcast on Tuesday, I probably won't want to try and record two shows that day. I'll try and get the next show up early at least (maybe Friday?) and then if we're really cookin', get another show up on the normal time Sunday night.

We'll see how it goes, everytime I say I'm going to get an extra show out, it never seems to happen. School and work during the week keep me tied up and busy. I wish I could replace school with hentai and work cleaning up dead hookers, but that's not the case right now.

-lordkaosu

You can't keep a good hentai down (your pants). This week you can expect to see these on the store shelves:

Countdown Akira (3/27/07) -  Who needs a reason for sex? Akira's handsome enough to get any girl he wants, at any time. The endless parade of women might be enough for anyone else, but Akira’s passion is only truly ignited by one person: a beautiful, internationally renowned model.. who just happens to be his sister!
It matters little whether he's trysting with the dark-haired Yoshiko or having a quick office fling with his sister's sexy agent, Akira is obsessed with the one person he cannot have. Who will be burned by this unnatural, but tempting, obsession? Will it be the beautiful Kaname, who's torn by her desire for the unfeeling Akira? Or will it be Akira, himself, when he is reunited with the object of his desire?

Women at Work (3/27/07) -  Akiyoshi's life fell apart when he was turned down by the sweet, passive girl he liked. Trying to start over, he gets a job on a construction crew. The women on the crew waste no time in bullying him into sex act after sex act, exhausting him day after day. Akiyoshi is on a whirlwind ride as woman after woman aggressively pursues him, but has he fallen into heaven or hell?

That's it this week, a couple of titles to help you make it through work.

-lordkaosu

A new week, a new show. Enjoy.

Hello Kitty Time

• Hello Kitty air purifier (from Colm)
• Hello Kitty Happy Meals

Hentai Reviews

• Please Shooting Star (provided by DLsite.com)

Free Hentai

• Online Anime (from Conker)
• Hentai Dojins (from Conker)

Hentai News

• Sexual Myths
• Indian Police Rape
• Hamster Racing

Fetured Podcasts

• Never Ever Sane (with Brandee)

That's it this time around, thanks for stopping by.

I sure missed a lot of these, I think it's time you got some releases again. I'm sure you were lost without this list, that's a lot of weeks with no new hentai. SMACK:

Cambrian Vol.2 (3/20/07) - I've never heard of this title myself and I can't seem to find any description on what the story is about. Feisty.

That's it, all that wait for one title. Better luck next week?

-lordkaosu

This week, Lord K is back and talks about his 360 breaking and the forgotten voicemail.

Hello Kitty Time

• Hello Titty Shirt (2) (from Yotaru)
• Hello Kitty Panty Liners
• Hello Kitty USB Lab Warmer (from Conker)

Hentai Reviews

• Angel Blade (OVA 2-3)

Free Hentai

• Animetric (Hentai Reviews) (from Yotaru)
• Hentai Flash Games (from Gomer)

Hentai News

• Sonic Gives Anal Rape Advice (from snevits)
• Women Having Sex to Clear Debt
• Man Cuts Off Penis After Wife Leaves
• Man Breaks Penis
• Bent Penis Causes Suffering

That's it this week. We'll see you next time around.

Another week, another show. Lord Kaosu tells you how to add the HHH to your iTunes podcast subscriptions for folks that haven't done so. If you have any questions, just email me.

Hello Kitty Time

• HK USB feet warmer (from Colm)
• HK USB keyboard cleaner (from Colm)

Hentai Reviews

• Angel Blade (OVA 1)

Free Hentai

• Donbooru (from Kevin)
• Dead Frog (from Kevin)

Hentai News

• Hentai Urinals (from Lord_Snoogins) [site is gone]
• Circumcision video (from doesn't matter) [site is gone]
• DS hentai (from sledge)
• Everyone else has more sex song (from Exorc)
• Info on aphrodisiacs (from tinbad)

That's it this time around, we'll see you next show. Thanks for the fish.

Finally back, hopefully this time it won't be such a large break in between shows. Lord Kaosu is solo and covers some Microsoft Xbox problems, my bosses being aware of my podcast, and where is Hello Kitty?

Hello Kitty Time

• HK Transformers (from Conker at Anime Pie)
• HK Bong (from Conker at Anime Pie)
• HK Gameboy (from Lord Snoogins)

Free Hentai

• Hentai Files (from sledge)
• Dojins (from kevin)

Hentai News

• Vista handles hentai well
• Art teacher molests girls
• Teacher fired for penis drawings

There you have it, we'll see you next week.

Lets bring on the PORN! We have a fuck you of the week from Hannes, it's all good in the hood.

Hello Kitty Time

• Hello Kitty Space Invaders (from Exorc, Colm)
• Hello Kitty at CES (from Mike at the Head Room)
• Hello Kitty razor (from Colm)

Hentai Reviews

• Panty Flash Teacher (from Jason)

Free Hentai

• e-hentai (from One_Sin)

Hentai News

• Sexy Beach 3
• Wal-Mart & Target have YAOI!! (from Lord Snoogins)

That's it this week, all the contact info is on the right side. Thanks for stopping by.

Sorry for the sporadic shows lately, we've got to get back in the groove again. We have some old emails we cover and some other junk. This show is a little out of date so if we didn't cover something you sent in it's because it's all in the process of catching up.

Hello Kitty Time

• Sega Sammy to make Hello Kitty games (from Colm)
• Hello Kitty iPod clock radio (from Colm)
• Hello Kitty robot bag (from Brandee)

Hentai Reviews

• Sims 2 (PC)

Free Hentai

• Pink Pineapple Trailers (from Yotaru Vegeta)
• Boys Food (from Abz)

Hentai News

• God Works in Mysterious Ways (from sledge)
• Good For Your Heart, Good For Your Penis (from tinbad)

That's it, be sure to check the side tab for all contact info. There's the new Digg Podcasts link over there as well, Digg us if you like us! Thanks, and we'll see you next week.

Another week and no new hentai. I'm not sure what is going on, I only hope your new years resolution wasn't to watch tons of new hentai or it's probably not happening.

On the other hand, if your resolution was to buy every new hentai that hit the market, then we're off to a good (and cheap) start!

-lordkaosu

Jesus H. Christ, where is all the hentai at? Who knows, there's nothing this week. So enjoy some Hello Kitty instead:

Hello Kitty's Animation Theater Collection (1/9/07)

-lordkaosu

Finally, the HHH is back. Lord Kaosu covers a care package sent in from some crazy folks and the new Digg Podcasts listing.

Hello Kitty Time

• Hello Kitty Fender (from Colm)

Hentai Reviews

• Speed Grapher TV (provided by closer, Bridget, and Jamie)

Free Hentai

• Hentai Paradize (from Kevin in Denmark)
• Hentai Empire (from Kevin in Denmark)

Hentai News

• Sex good for health (from tinbad)
• Sexomniacs (from tinbad)

Featured Podcasts

• Blood, Crack, & Anime (One_Sin's show)

That'll do it for now. I hope to get another show out soon to make up for our hiatus. Thanks to everyone for writing in! All contact info is on the right side tab as always. We'll see you next time.

Nothing at all this week, what more can I say about that...

-lordkaosu